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Archive for December 2006

Please, for my sanity, stop visiting the sales

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 27, 2006

I cannot handle another day of the public. The public + sales equals a very upset, stressed and annoyed Edd.
Please, if you were considering hitting the sales, think again!
(All the sales are crap, honest.)

Happy Christmas everybody!

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 24, 2006

Have a good one.
Although, please, be nice to us shop assistants in the January sales. We are but mere mortals and we could really do without abuse and mess. If you pick something up, pop it back where you found it and if you buy something, don’t be rude to the person on [...]

The greatest spam comment ever.

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 20, 2006

As she was trying parishilton and britney spears regain her composure he pulled her up on her knees and pressed his semi-hard cock to her serrate lips.
That’s a comment I recently had on one of my posts. Quite obviously, Askismet caught it as spam, but it made me laugh nonetheless. Especially that last part, it’s [...]

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New Bright Eyes album set for April release!

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 20, 2006

I have to admit, I am a big lover of Bright Eyes. While often referred to as being highly depressingly, I personally find Bright Eyes extremely calming and thought provoking.
Anyway, the new album, entitled “Cassadaga” is set for release April 10th 2007 and I’m sure a tour will closely follow, so get saving the pennies [...]

How to: Give volume to fine, flat, thin hair.

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 18, 2006

If you’re lucky enough to have thin hair like me, you’ll know the misery of making it look, well, less dead. But, do not despair because I have come up with an easy guide to ensuring you have gorgeous thick hair after every wash. So here we go:
Shampoo and Conditioner
Firstly, you need a thickening shampoo [...]

Paperchase give me the coolest bags

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 14, 2006

I’ve been meaning to post this for ages, I just kept forgetting:

Behold, the beauty of the Paperchase Christmas bag! It even says Merry Christmas on the bottom.
I love you Paperchase.

Skinny jeans: The clue is in the name

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 13, 2006

As my boyfriend and I were waiting for our lunch to arrive today, a girl walked past who was, shall we say, not quite your perfect 36-24-36. Now I think you will agree that when you are of a certain size you must adapt the way you dress to suit your body shape. Look at [...]

Woah, I wasn’t quite expecting that.

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 13, 2006

My post about using Notepad hit the front page of Digg earlier today and has received around 3000 hits! Not only that, but the mega-traffic I received as a result pushed me to the number 1 spot in the fastest growing blogs on WordPress.com, I had the second most popular post and I came in [...]

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Woah, I wasn’t quite expecting that.

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 13, 2006

My post about using Notepad hit the front page of Digg earlier today and has received around 3000 hits! Not only that, but the mega-traffic I received as a result pushed me to the number 1 spot in the fastest growing blogs on WordPress.com, I had the second most popular post and I came in [...]

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Coding in Notepad does not make you clever.

Posted by: Edd Mills on: December 12, 2006

A friend of mine just asked what I use to code my web sites and I triumphantly stated that I use Dreamweaver, a program that I deem one of the most fantastic pieces of software I’ve ever owned. Anyway, having told him this (and using the ‘hot’ emoticon on MSN) he told me a quick [...]