Well, that’s what my boyfriend told me when I told him about a dream I had the other night.

I dreamt of a sort of cabaret show, and there was a big glass staircase. Then, as if by magic (as this was a dream and all), the five Desperate Housewives all started walking down. I don’t remember the exact order, but Bree was at the back centre and she had very big hair, it looked ace mind. Then then all proceeded to walk down the stairs while singing. I’ve no idea what they were singing (sadly) but nevertheless, it was all very exciting (and gay.)

Marc Cherry, if you’re reading this, you have my permission to use my dream as an idea for a future episode. Perhaps you could do a jail house tango (ala Chicago) for Paul Young, any excuse to get a glass staircase going on to be quite honest with you. Or, you could get Gabrielle back on the modelling scene but, dilemma, she needs people to accompany her! So she calls in all her housewifey friends to parade down a big glass staircase with her. See, Marc, why aren’t we writing this thing together? I think people are missing out on some cracking story lines personally.