The boyfriend and I went to London for a couple days the other day to see Chicago. We got the wonderful National Express down to Victoria station, and we got pretty much the whole way without a problem! Anyway, about half hour away from Victoria, this black guy strolled up the bus and asked us “Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your lives?”

Well, no, not really.

He started telling us how we should accept Jesus Christ and that, basically, if we never we’d go to hell. While my boyfriend tried to just get rid of him by fobbing him off, I ended up ranting to him about how ridiculous his religion was. Frustratingly, he only replied with “yes, but will you accept Jesus Christ?”. Fuck off!

So that was fun.